The Lime Stone House

Amanda Palmer playing Ukulele Anthem at Occupy Wall Street in NYC. Here are the song lyrics: sid vicious played a four-string fender bass guitar and couldn’t sing and everybody hated him except the ones who loved him a ukulele has four strings, but sid did did not play ukulele he did smack and probably killed his girlfriend nancy spungen if only sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end he maybe would have not done all that heroin instead he maybe would’ve sat around just singing nice songs to his girlfriend so play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong ‘cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn’t mean you’re failing do your homework with a fork and eat your fruit loops in the dark and bring your etch-a-sketch to work and play your ukulele ukulele small and forceful brave and peaceful you can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly ukulele banish evil ukulele save the people ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks then gave her mother thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans had lost the plot completely see what happens when you muzzle a person’s creativity and do not let them sing and scream and nowadays it’s worse ’cause kids have automatic handguns it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele about …